Something on my ticker tape

Ajak has a ticker tape on his blog. Well, its not actually a ticker tape coz it doesn't move. He puts his latest blood result on his ticker tape, right above his profile. Not to be outdone, I also want a ticker tape. Mine will monitor my weight coz my SO (SO means significant other if you have to ask) says I'm fat. Although I disagree (I'm a tall person and being slightly overweight is just fine), I don't want to be outdone by Ajak. I will put my latest weight on my ticker tape and update y'all once a month.